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Emo is a music fashion dumbass movement which requires followers to
apply heavy eye-liner, wear overly tight jeans, dye their hair black
(streaks optional!) and grow a long fringe to help warp their vision of
the world. This warped fringe vision causes the wearer to insult people who are fucking depressed IRL by making a fad of feigning their own dire depression. Emo music consists of insane
amounts of moaning about how great it is to wear the above mentioned
eye-liner / vision of the world warping fringe / black hair / tight
jeans but how terrible it is that hawt emo girl X doesn't want to fuck you. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to "Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!". Conclusive scientific evidence suggests that emos are more hated than black people, Jews, pig fuckers and your mom. Emocrat Party. They all suffer from severe narcisism, leading them to believe that they alone know what pain is, and that no one
understands them. They all believe that their affliction could not be
worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house house with their
own television and computer in their room is the worst in the world.
Emos have no ability to look at the world around them objectively, an
ability probably hindered by their retarded hair. If they would, they'd
realize that being middle class and white ain't so bad. combined. All emos, without exception, belong to the
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